Who Is the Winner of the 'Caption That Shit' Contest? (#9)

Who has the Best Caption for Paris' Cell Phone?

Who is the Winner of the 'Caption that Shit' Contest #9?
	"I knew it, you look in this ear and you can see clean thru to the other side." -Lisa Mason
	"Paris, don't drink the martini, it's Lohan's PISS!" -UK_Red
	"Gawd! Why can't she use the speaker? Do you know how hard it is to get lice out of my display?" -Elke
	"Is there such thing as being able to catch herpes from an ear?" -MedicChick98
	"Thank GAWD I'm a cell phone and not a vibrator!" -Kari
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You only get to vote once, so make it count! Winner recieves a 6 DVD Box Set entire second season of 'Desperate Housewives!' Good luck finalists!


(Many of you didn't read and see that the CELL PHONE was the one to be captioned, not Paris!)





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