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Despite Madri
d's ban on anorexic catwalk models, London went ahead with their Fashion Week as though news of the ban had never broke. Super thin models strutted their way down the London catwalk, one after another. "I think that it's a debate that will happen all in good time, and all opinions are welcome," model Erin O'Connor said at the show in west London.
Britney reportedly had a tummy tuck after the birth of Sean Preston. She couldn't wait to drop the weight with the help of time, diet and excercise. Seems a waste of money and skin since the pop princess got knocked up shortly thereafter..Another bo
dy coincidentally discovered near a set of CSI. After last week's CSI: NY discovery of a mummified body, this week a body washed up on the shores of Miami where a crew was filming CSI: Miami, early Friday morning. A homeless man spotted the body and informed an off duty police officer working the set. The death did not appear suspicious.Want a pair of sneakers worn by Kevin Federline during his flop performance at the Tee
n Choice of Awards? I thought not. Some unlucky bastard will win them after the idiot actually orders Kevin's new CD, 'Playing with Fire'. Kevin is even autographing them, ensuring the value doesn't exceed half of what he paid for them. (Nothing.) The clueless winner of this contest will also get their ass flown to LA to attend Kevin Federline's CD release party on Halloween that Britney will be hosting. Lucky fuck. Ten runners-up, all chosen at random, will receive a replica of the Federation medallion that his site claims he wears "almost every day." The first 500 orders will also receive an autographed headshot of the rapper. Holy shit, this is the contest of the century! Heh.Spicy Pants Hearts BabyBoomerTrips.com!