Who are the Winners of the Labor Day 'Caption That Shit' Contests?

Who has the best captions?

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Who is the Winner of the Labor Day 'Caption that Shit' Contest (A)?
	"Will F*ck for Publicity!" -shrubz
	( . )( . ) - mrs. tonya young
	"Pretty soon I'll be able to blink with my lips!" -cindy
	"I can't read this!" -croz
	"Model #X78B2: "The Simpson. Brought to you by DuPont and 3M." -elke
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Who is the Winner of the Labor Day 'Caption that Shit' Contest (B)?
	"This is where I store all of micheals old face parts." -makojeep95
	"Nooo worries baby...at midnight it all turns to dick!" -kari
	"Whenever I hear Paris' new cd, I get a sever burning sensation right about here. . ." -sectnet
	"This is where my eyebrows would be if I stopped doing Botox." -diana
	"I may appear a bit bloated... I just ate Star Jones..." -dawnn
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Who is the Winner of the Labor Day 'Caption that Shit' Contest (C)?
	"Some people say that I am not that musical, but I played this guys rusty trombone all night." -will santos
	"This is what straight acting gays do in front of a camera." -fantastic
	"This is my fruit fly of the month" -greta
	"And the whole time they thought i was just saying 'rock on'.." -alex
	""One in the stink, one in the...uh oh -- think Lance, think!" -postmark
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